Schmoyoho

When the world cries out in terror, one man––and one cow––will answer the call. The first animated episode of the Takeo Cinematic Universe will take our hero to new heights in the Bavarian Alps, to face deft new foes.
G. Bros + Takeo on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3L6eri5cgP0GgNUFBqoXOC?si=a83968d547fc48f2

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When the vulnerable are in danger, Takeo will always fight back. Whether he has to do it with a
Chicken Attack
Pig Attack
Ox Attack
Cow Attack
Rat Attack
or Lemur Attack
No villain shall go unchallenged


#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack

Thanks to Leviathan for the cameo + for the song of the year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Uh3OJCx3o
Stream this track: https://open.spotify.com/album/4tjsPFs7og3lYuLryLeWUF?si=UQNlYhlzSUmbXNCjeshPbA

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Joe Biden, hoping to unify the nation, sings the first verse / hook of Chug Jug With You. Only time will tell whether the tactic worked.

Lyrics:

We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we bout to get down (GET DOWN)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I revived him now we’re headed southbound
Now we’re in the Pleasant Park streets
GIVE ME A BREAK, THAT'S MALARKEY

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire but not Loot Lake
I'd really love to, chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers

#Songify #SongifyThis

finally our obsession with Animaniacs can be expressed in meme form.
(not sponsored) they're on hulu now: https://www.hulu.com/series/animaniacs-b072680d-5485-4adf-87ac-4805c0e96bee
original meme: https://twitter.com/schmoyoho/status/1347053742521262082?s=20
original "they pushed me out and maced me" interview: https://www.wvlt.tv/2021/01/07/who-is-elizabeth-from-knoxville-and-why-is-she-trending/

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#Songify #SongifyThis

Breaking into song is always the last stand. The original song is Seasons of Love– we're dropping this parody free on https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers
Original musical: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOaLc1Wb7ps
Full call and transcript: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-raffensperger-call-transcript-georgia-vote/2021/01/03/2768e0cc-4ddd-11eb-83e3-322644d82356_story.html?utm_campaign=nat_eng-cpa&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=acquisition&utm_content=politics_gatranscript&fbclid=IwAR2PLdI9qWYVo5JXfh0-gnOLaq8ydi528vCQ93nhdkiB9A1Q1aG7WPavG0I

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Lyrics:

11,780 votes, which is one more than we have (no)
11,780 votes that I need (no)
11,780 votes to win the election (no)
FELLAS, give me a break, i need 11,000 votes, please (no, sir)

Dead people (no)
Phony ballots (wrong)
The women and men started screaming (um)
Stacey Abrams
The internet
Doe-minion machines (we did a hand retally)
11,780 votes to win the election
I need those votes, and I don't care how long it takes me

And there's nothing wroooooooooong [with flipping the state]
there's nothing wroooooooooong [give me a break]
there's nothing wroooooooooong [this could be straightened out]
there's nothing wroooooooooong with saying you've recalculated

Please, Brad
Noooooooooo
Why, why
Please, brad
Noooooooooo
And you're a Republican...why don't you wanna find this?
Outro patter


#Songify #SongifyThis

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This track and all others on schmotreon: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers
Have a cozy holiday, and make sure to stop by our livestream/singalong:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_bsRSo4NU

SOME SOURCES (gathering more):
Surreal Entertainment’s Are Ya Winning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1KlBDXaNSY
Grandayy’s It’s All Cake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXOpxC5kt7Q
Biden / Trump dance at debate from yilmaz.exe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpzIqOHLgAZkxZETSzG2EQw
Cyranek’s Wide Doge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h71zjK_Qw2Q
WHOOO from penguinz0: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsW4npZ0bDk#t=3m54s
Surreal Entertainment’s Surfing Zuckerberg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8OvD4JhrUQ&vl=en
Coffin Dance from DigiNeko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
2 pretty best friends from Jordan Scott: https://www.tiktok.com/@jayrscottyy?lang=en
Yankee with no brim from kruster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcbK__SeXy0
minecraft bernie from Grandayy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLm9PZke0w

LYRICS:

I ain’t ever seen, I ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends
I am asking for
Financial support
Once again
IT’S MR MVP, SIMP
Whoa, whoa, YANKEE WITH NO BRIM
*emergency meeting synth*
I DEMAND A VACCINE
WHOOOO
FOR COVID-19
WHOOOO
Piao piaoooo
WHOOO, yeahhh, that’s what it’s all about, bout, bout

[high-pitched noises]
GROW SOME BALLS
Every single one of you obeying the devil’s laws
We will do a citizen’s arrest on every human being
I choose to yell and you cannot STOP ME
Please send the cops
He doesn’t live here, he has no bike
Call the police
I’ll beat that mask off your face, come outside
BACK OFF, BACK OFF
This is outrageous criminal activity
THREATEN ME AGAIN
We live in a free country

Imagine there’s no little pogchamp / wet-ass p-word
It isn’t hard to dooooo / i like the view / you’re my best view [nyee?]
Nothing to kill or simp for (ohhhh)
And no ice age baby, toooo
LET ME GO AROUND THIS HAT
Aww, you’re my pog champ
Coochie man, coochie man, COOCHIE MAN [harmonies stacking]

CHORUS

NOW I’M NERVOUS BECAUSE I’M SUS (looks sus)
Fair enough, i’m a little lost but fair enough
Just full of the exaggerated swagger of DA VINKY??
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO THE KENNEDYS
Have you ever seen me without this hat? [i’m a weirdo] That’s weird
DAME DA NE ……… Awww, come here

I love a woman that slay one day and look homeless the next
Don’t you EVER date a t-rex

CHORUS, JOY, EUPHORIA, RELIEF



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